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Joke of the Day

"A game developer recently released a ""rectal prolapse simulator""... ...they called it ""Fallout""."

"Nsfw how do you pick up a Jewish girl? With a dust pan."

"What do you call a group of transsexual surfers? The radical left."

"""Lie flat on your backs class and circle your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes"" said the gym teacher. ""Fred! What are you doing? Move your feet boy."" ""I'm freewheeling sir."""

"I don't make jokes I just watch the government and report the facts."

"Give a man a fish & he'll be all ""WTF are you giving me a fish for? That's weird"" Teach a man to fish & he'll be all ""Again with the fish?"""

"[Me being beaten to death w/ can of frozen veggies] ""Oh peas no!"" [WHAP] ""Why u bean like this?"" [SMACK] ""Don't u carrot all?"" [CRACK]"

"Wanna hear a joke? My mute friend told me this one."

"Did you hear about the bear that fell into water and disappeared? He was polar."

"How do you say Vaseline in German? Vienerslidein"