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Joke of the Day
"Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman? Because he was a VI KING."
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"Origin of Dad Jokes What and when was the very first dad joke?"
"I was dropped on my head as a baby but not as hard as the pound just dropped."
"What do you call an overpriced circumcision? A rip off."
"What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber? Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar."
"To all the people who doubted me growing up: looks like you're gonna be right on this one. Well played."
"I hope I'm not the only one who hovers over someone when they use my favorite pen just so they know I'm serious about wanting it back."
"Climate skeptics and 9/11-truthers unite! Alternative fuel can't melt steel beams!"
"Q: What's Clinton doing to make Americans happy? A: If you've paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family--you're happy."
"If my memory gets any worse I'll be able to plan my own surprise party"