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Joke of the Day
"I've got a new job putting make-up on turds It's pretty shit."
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"Back in my day, Nintendo Wii meant you peed your pants because you wouldn't move for hours playing Super Mario Bros."
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"What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks."
"""Naked ladies!!"" - art"
"What did you learn in school today? Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!"
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"How do people not know how to say their ABC's backwards. It's 3 fucking letters."
"Why is Tylenol white? Because it works"
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist says, ""Well... I can clearly see your nuts""."