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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths? A running gag."

"So then, the rhino looked at the elephant and said ""What about the weasel?"" That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win."

"One year later after Pavlov's dog death... Pavlov still brings him food."

"Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson? Bill Cosby"

"Why did the zombie cross the road? To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)"

"When the Williams sisters' play against each other, who sits in Venus's box? Old Dick i.e. Richard Williams, her dad"

"Jew joke Why are Jewish men circumcised? Their women won't touch anything that's not 20% off"

"I want to make a joke about Mexicans... ... but I don't want to cross the border."

"So my girlfriend's sign was Cancer. which is quite ironic considering how she died. She was attacked by a giant crab..."

"After seeing a commercial for Toddlers In Tiaras, I realise Darth Vader wasn't the worst parent ever."