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Joke of the Day
"Why don't blind people go skydiving? It scares the crap out of their dogs!"
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"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang up a picture of Jesus."
"I really hate being bipolar... ...it's great!"
"Parent pro tip: Beware of the child who cleans their room without being prompted. They are about to ask to borrow money."
"Why does Piglet smell so bad? Because he always plays with Pooh."
"What do they call the lower roadway of the George Washington Bridge? the lower roadway of the George Washington Bridge"
"be careful when u talk baby talk to a baby becuase if u dont understand what ur saying u may acidentaly be declaring war in baby langauge"
"What do you call the Wal Mart cheer? Spelling classes!"
"What do you call a fusion between Batman and Superman? The krypton-knight."
"Why did the lemon go sour? Because it had Lemon-Aids"