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Joke of the Day

"Why does Piglet smell so bad? Because he always plays with Pooh."

"My steer got constipated the other day... ...No bullshit."

"I'm not a huge fan homeopathy... ...but I guess it's okay in small amounts."

"What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels. This joke is great for determining someones sense of humor."

"""Use the forceps, Luke!"" - Obi Gyn Kenobi"

"How much did the Holocaust? Not enough Jews."

"What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right? Ones with an obtuse angle."

"Why can't any of the seven dwarfs share the same name? Because that could create a pair o' Docs."

"I painted my PC black hoping it would run faster but now it doesn't work at all."

"I would make an economics joke But there's no demand"