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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what the worst thing about an owl is? They maintain eye contact when you microwave them"

"Math joke Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your x. She is not coming back."

"An ugly foul smelling creature walks into a bar and the bartender says ""You should be at the dump!"" The creature shakes its head. ""Nah, they don't want a redditor either."""

"All I'm saying is, China could have a much better relationship with the West if they shared their dragons with us but whatever be that way."

"Do you believe in life after love? Ted Bundy apparently didn't."

"[blind date] Her: I was so scared you'd be a weirdo Me [revving chainsaw]: I CANT HEAR YOU"

"Knock, knock..(my 8 year old told me this) Knock, knock Who's there? Anna Anna who? Anna one, Anna two"

"Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete? The old one was made of steal."

"Trump joke last night... What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election? ""Pardon me"""

"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic? Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog"