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Joke of the Day
"Do you believe in life after love? Ted Bundy apparently didn't."
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"""Honey?! What did you feed him? His poop is huge ... and green!"" [the first of many struggles that Bruce Banner's parents faced]"
"""Inkblot."" ""Inkblot."" ""Inkblot."" ""Inkblot."" ""Inkblot."" -Rorschach taking a Rorschach test"
"I've got 40 raisins in my savings account ...oh no wait, that's my currant account."
"Made this up a few years ago listening to NPR What do you call music about climate change? An Al Gore-rhythm"
"Somebody told me to stop singing ""Wonderwall."" I said maybe"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything!"
"Have you ever eaten at that Ethiopian restraunt? There portions are like..nothing."
"What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South? Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams"
"Hey, same-height couples. You're weird. Everyone thinks so."