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Joke of the Day
"Your loud tweeting woke me up. Someone must have typed in all caps."
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"I own 2 types of fossilised animal excrement I'm a shit collector."
"I say I want a gf but I don't even know what I'd do with one. Do you just kiss her and leave her alone in a corner? How often does it eat?"
"I like my women like I like my coffee.... All over my lap while I'm driving"
"You're so fat, when you sat on an iPod . . . It turned into an ipad. If you don't like my joke, you should really lighten up."
"My wife hates it when i go down on her But my girlfriend loves it"
"What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard? Paddy O'Furniture"
"Steph Curry did what Lebron couldn't do Win a championship in Cleveland"
"What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted."
"I just call everyone viewers...... so I won't mistake their gender."