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Joke of the Day
"Steph Curry did what Lebron couldn't do Win a championship in Cleveland"
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"Frankly auto correct,I'm getting tired of your shirt."
"When is a door not a door? When it's ajar. (oldie but goodie)"
"So I go in for my physical... And the doctor says ""I need a semen, stool, and urine sample."" I say ""Gee doc, I'm in a big hurry. Can I just leave my underwear?"" *Taken from Bill Paxton in Predator 2.*"
"""Video games are art,"" I say as I change my created Madden player Todd Poopman's height to 6'9""."
"Why doesn't germaphobes masterbate ? Because they don't like all the germs that come with it."
"DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: Sadly, this male's efforts to prepare a nest for mating are all in vain [me crying on top of a half-put on fitted sheet]"
"What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde? You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!"
"Some of my lowest points are when I try to ""like"" an email"
"When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5? Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak"