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Joke of the Day
"I own 2 types of fossilised animal excrement I'm a shit collector."
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"My girlfriend is from another Nation. ImagiNATION"
"How did Feminism start? With an unlocked kitchen door"
"Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive caring and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends."
"I'm such a tightass when it comes to going to the proctologist. Gotta pay out the ass."
"What do you call a Mexican melon? A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability."
"Two guys walked into a bar... ...the third one ducked."
"I took 8 courses of spanish... ...but then they cancelled Dora the Explorer"
"I did a poll on the percentage of EE student that have sex in their life, 2/50 say they have sex. 2 people lied. (its true, they told me after I ask who they have sex with)"
"How many lawyer jokes are there? 3, and the rest are true stories."