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Joke of the Day

"Little Timmy and Little Jimmy saw a Quarter in the Road. . . Little Timmy rushed out to grab it, and got hit by a truck. Little Jimmy laughed cause he knew it was a nickel."

"People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw orgies."

"Baby seal walks into a club... ..."

"What do you call ravens trying to marry crows. Conspiracy to commit murder."

"It's a little known fact that Elton John doesn't like iceberg lettuce, he's a rocket man."

"The transformation of Facebook into MySpace is almost complete."

"I used to think I was into necrophilia, sadism, and bestiality... once I tried it, I realised I was just beating a dead horse."

"A Roman walks into a Bar. He holds up 2 Fingers and says ""Five Beers Please."""

"There are so many gay bars in San Francisco; It's hard to keep them all straight."

"Knock knock! Who's there? Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton who? ...Who's asking?"