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Joke of the Day
"A Roman walks into a Bar. He holds up 2 Fingers and says ""Five Beers Please."""
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"What do you call the useless piece is skin on the end of the penis? The man."
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"Did you hear about the man who took so much LSD he started spontaneously speaking Italian? It was a wopping dose."
"So Clark Kent is walking around with a giant cape bunched up under his dress shirt? I feel weird when I wear an undershirt."
"*puts a picture of Roger Rabbit in a picture frame* I did it. I framed Roger Rabbit."
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"Haven't worn a bra in 4 days.... I love being a man"