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Joke of the Day
"What do you call ravens trying to marry crows. Conspiracy to commit murder."
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"How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb? It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word ""screw"" is."
"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into Facebook."
"A friend's uncle asked how to use Amazon. He may need an Internet primer... ...do you think Sherwin-Williams makes one?"
"What did one firefly say to the other ? Got to glow now !"
"[at funeral] My brother was so realistic and sensible. I guess you could say- *casket is lowered into the ground* -he was down to earth."
"What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about? Michael Jackson"
"Q: Who burped at the big bad wolf? A: Little Rude Riding Hood!"
"A homeless man told me this one. (Kinda NSFW) Why do women have two pairs of lips? One to bitch with, and one to apologize with."