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Joke of the Day

"Why did the student take Viagra while preparing for his exam? His professor said he should study hard."

"Funny joke What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle? A slowpoke!"

"Why is this joke bad for the environment? Because it wasn't recycled."

"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of it's paws, a comma is a pause at the end of a clause."

"I went to the doctor's office the other day And he told me, ""you've got to stop masturbating so furiously."" I responded, ""why, doc?"" He angrily responded, ""because, I'm TRYING to examine you."""

"I put two pairs of cargo pants in my cargo pants pockets, just in case I need more cargo pants."

"Why are white people bad at chess? They think all the white pieces are kings."

"Probably once a year some dumb Whale excitedly swims up to the coast of Wales humming, ""Mama, I'm coming home."""

"Most unrealistic scene in Pacific Rim? Hundreds take shelter in a bunker during a monster attack. Not one person is tweeting."

"How do you describe the facial features of a man who shaves with sculpting tools? Chiseled."