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Joke of the Day
"Why is this joke bad for the environment? Because it wasn't recycled."
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"Buy one annoying person, get two free! - In-laws"
"My town's population never changes Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town."
"I like my men like I like my farts. Wet and old."
"Before you start your artisanal candle business ask yourself: does the world need one more lychee-scented soy candle? Or even one?"
"I hate when movies say ""May contain nudity."" Well does it doesn't it? I don't want to waste my time."
"Life like potato... Only have one, then soldier come and take."
"Why is your mom like a 360 noscope? Cuz I wouldn't hit that."
"What did baby corn say to mama corn? Where's popcorn?"
"Pros are good and cons are bad, so... What's the opposite of constitution?"