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Joke of the Day
"Why is this joke bad for the environment? Because it wasn't recycled."
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"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"I don't know about Michael J. Fox... His last few performances have been kind of shaky."
"Why did the programmer visit the city tour? Because they were handing out guides for the deaf."
"Got my new Chinese cookbook today....""101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"""
"What did Adam say to Eve? Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!"
"What does a girl have in common with a camel? They both have a camel toe."
"Why are women dressed white on their wedding day? because all good kitchen appliances come in white."
"If you don't know what a prefix is, don't worry. It's not the end of the word."
"Where'd I drop my waffle? At the beach in San Diego."