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Joke of the Day

"Probably once a year some dumb Whale excitedly swims up to the coast of Wales humming, ""Mama, I'm coming home."""

"GEORGE WASHINGTON: We should put ""We Trust In God"" on our money THOMAS JEFFERSON: Great idea. Did you get that? YODA (taking notes): Yep"

"What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use? AT & AT."

"What's a orphans first words? I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy."

"Frog COD What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty? They respawn."

"If you lead a horse to pretzels and then to water, he will definitely drink."

"Joke What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""

"What does FEMINISM stands for? **F**ighting **E**quality and **M**en to **I**nstitutionalize **N**arcissism and **I**gnorance and **S**top **M**eritocracy"

"What do you say to piss off a british farmer? You're a peon."

"How do you know when the Moon is going broke? When it's down to it's last quarter."