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Joke of the Day

"Probably once a year some dumb Whale excitedly swims up to the coast of Wales humming, ""Mama, I'm coming home."""

"Why does Trump like French music? Because he likes to grab them by Debussy."

"Why did the brake pedal see a therapist? Because it was depressed."

"I always wink at the local Funeral Director, because he will be the last one to see me naked, and I don't want it to be awkward."

"Of course your milkshake brings the boys to the yard. What boy doesn't love milkshakes? If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed."

"Did you know if you beat up a monk then he's no longer vegetarian? He becomes a *sore-sage*."

"Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells."

"Why was the girl with the Frozen balloon sad? Because she...let it go!"

"The person in front of me paid for my coffee and I had to do the right thing, so I ordered a donut also."

"Guy walks into a store and asks the cashier for $0 in change... cashier says ""$0? That doesn't make any cents!"""