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Joke of the Day

"Two cannibals are eating Dane Cook. One says to the other, ""does this taste funny"", the other replies ""No""."

"I have submitted 10 jokes now trying to reach the front page... no pun in ten did."

"Why did the Police hurry over to the Black Lives Matter Riot? To beat the crowd!"

"I named my penis Truth... Because bitches can't handle it!"

"Plenty of great people were single just like you are. For instance: Voldemort. Wait, bad example. You're way less talented than Voldemort."

"What does a guy want more than anything in the world? It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first."

"Any crime sounds better if you add the word ""silly"" to it: ""silly murder,"" ""silly rape,"" etc."

"Omg, I'm a huge fan! -Windmills"

"One person gets an idiom wrong and it spreads like wildflower"

"How do you stop a Lion from charging? have a successful dentistry practise."