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Joke of the Day

"Could you please tell your mother to stop wearing so many different lip sticks? It's making my dick start to look like a rainbow."

"I'm going to subtly spread my brownie crums across your car because I silently resent you for changing the song."

"What goes Blonde Brunette Blonde Brunette ? A blonde doing cartwheels."

"Does Canada even have a president? Or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers?"

"What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job? The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'"

"It sings and drives John Travolvo"

"Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen? She didn't want the pigs eating shredded tweet."

"When life gets you down, remember the immortal words of Monty Python. NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"

"How to emberass an acrchaeologist? How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from."

"What's the most positive thing about Africa? HIV"