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Joke of the Day
"If the BeeGees are 'staying alive' so much then how come they're all dead."
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"What rock group has four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore."
"I was Given a Madden Game Guide My friend handed me a game guide on the game series Madden I gave it back to him and said It made me Maddened"
"What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late."
"Bill Gates named his company after his penis. Discuss"
"I was told my $750 iPhone would improve the quality of my phone calls, but my family keeps calling telling me the same shit."
"I ordered the chick on page 3 in the Victoria's Secret catalog... But all they sent me was her underwear."
"Business trip The wife asked me, ""When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?"" Apparently ""Only to stop myself from coming too quickly"" wasn't the right answer."
"It's cute how ""America's Got Talent"" focuses on singing & dancing instead of our real talents: overeating & complaining."
"My drug dealer sold me some shoes the other day... ...I dont know what he laced them with but Ive been tripping all day."