201615
Joke of the Day
"Why did Adele leave the house? So she could say Hello from the outside."
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"When is the question also the answer? ""Who gives a fuck?"""
"Of all the possible utensils you can use to eat rice... ...how the fuck did two sticks win?"
"What's brown and runny? Usain Bolt."
"People who live in glass houses Should pull the blinds before removing their trousers."
"Why are black people so tall? Their knee grows"
"I held a solipsist party at my house yesterday Everyone was there."
"How many white Police Officers does it take to beat up one black motorist? None. He fell down some stairs."
"I met my girlfriends dad last weekend, he told me ""Anything you do to my daughter ill do to you on my front lawn!"" I said ""I suppose you'll be buying me dinner on your front lawn?"""
"I almost banged my wife in the ass last night.. Coworker: Well, what happened? Me: She woke up!"