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Joke of the Day

"I love Animals They are deeeeeeelicious."

"It's awful that those other chipmunks force Alvin to wear an A on his sweater just because he's an adulterer."

"Any funny student council election catchphrases for posters? I made jokes for last years sophomore election but can not think of any for this year. Any help redditors?"

"What did the mushroom say on his dating profile? I'm a fungi!"

"What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$? Yeah."

"Blackhawks What is that player's name on the hawks that starts with Johnny. I think I know. Oduya?"

"Why were there coffe beans at the subway station? Because they were under-ground."

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits."

"Most of my parenting skills come from watching Animal Planet."

"Did you hear about the paper boy? He blew away. More at www.onebadjoke.com"