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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the paper boy? He blew away. More at www.onebadjoke.com"
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"What Do You Call A Gay Boxer? ""Fruit Punch"". I'm sorry."
"[puts in hearing aid] aids aids aids aids aids [takes out hearing aid]"
"""murder"" she wrote ""your password must contain at least one number and one upper case letter"" the screen said ""murd3R"" she wrote, frowning"
"If Trump Becomes President the rates of people getting fired per day will increase exponentially."
"My girlfriend's got conjunctionitis It makes her 'ands swell up"
"[At dinner] Daughter: Daddy, how much of this meatball is meat? Me: Probably like 90% D: So it's 10% balls? Me: *spits out food*"
"What did the horse say to the other horse? Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!"
"twins are fighting over breastfeeding so one wanted to poisoned the other in the morning their dad died"
"What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common? Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base."