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Joke of the Day
"What did the mushroom say on his dating profile? I'm a fungi!"
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"How to be a douche bag game-show host. Host: Another word for ""overtake""? Contestant: Pass. Host: Wrong. The correct answer would be ""pass""."
"May you always be the one looking confused standing in the back of a group selfie"
"My gynecologist recognized me at the grocery store, so I guess I need to start wearing longer skirts."
"I hate being a prominent political figure. No-one wants to date a guy with aides."
"Q: What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot? A: A walkie-talkie."
"Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ? Because everyone had to go on in pairs !"
"Naming my favorite books is like choosing which of my kids I love more! In that I have a full list right here, do you have a pencil ready"
"Why do peasants watch the Weather Channel? To get the serf report"
"Why does Trump watch the Olympics? To see how high Mexicans can jump"