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Joke of the Day

"""knock knock"" whos there ""orange"" orange who ""orange u glad im not a banana?"" .... MARTHA THERES A RACIST ORAMGE AT THE DOOR DO I LET HIM IN"

"What is Stevie Wonder's favorite key to play in? C minor"

"Oh goodness it's Olympic Soccer. If I wanted to watch someone struggle to score for 90 minutes, I'd take some of my single friends to the bar."

"Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!"

"Roman Centurion walks into a bar... ...holds up two fingers and says, ""I'll have five beers, please."""

"What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower? Shredded tweet."

"A man starts having a heart attack mid flight... Person: Is anyone here a doctor? Vegan: I'm a vegan"

"Slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fire place this morning."

"I tried to grab some fog. I mist."

"I watched this guy try for an hour to put lipstick on a turd. You can't make this shit up!"