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Joke of the Day
"What is Stevie Wonder's favorite key to play in? C minor"
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"What did the Nurse say when she noticed she had a rectal thermometer in her pocket? "" Some arsehole's got my pen."""
"There's only one thing I hate more than outdated references and racism... ....The ""I have a Dream"" speech."
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