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Joke of the Day
"I tried to grab some fog. I mist."
Next Joke
"I told a girl a joke. She said, ""Don't quit your day job."" I said, ""Thanks, I'm a comedian."""
"Have you seen www.quasimodo.com? I'm not sure but certainly rings a bell."
"What's the worst thing about a Ray Rice joke? The punch line."
"Home is where the heart is, and hopefully it's where all of the other vital organs reside too."
"An apple didn't fall on Isaac Newton's head. He missed the gravity of the situation."
"What joke has sebadoh for a punch line? A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery."
"Why are gardeners better problem solvers than politicians Because gardeners really get to the root of the problem."
"Whats Hitlers least favourite pokemon? Pikajew!"
"Still super weird to me that humans can make other smaller humans. I wish mozzarella sticks could make other smaller mozzarella sticks."