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Joke of the Day

"How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox? By thinking outside the box"

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"Autocorrect changed ""baby rattle"" to ""baby battle"" and now I'm googling where to buy tiny weapons."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a Warehouse."
"Having sex in an elevator.. ..is wrong on so many levels"
"I told this girl to call me when she got home I guess she's homeless."
"So Trump wants to ban Muslims. But if prohibition has taught me anything it's that people will just make Muslims in their bathtubs."
"What political party entices most Gorillas? The Treepublican Party!"
"Where do you hide after killing a black person? Behind a badge"
"My friend told me he walked into his house and saw that the sheets of paper in his office were having an orgy. I asked him, ""How does paper cum?"" ""Why,"" he replied, ""in stacks, of course."""
"Why do astronomers put beef in their shampoo? for meatier showers."