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Joke of the Day

"So Trump wants to ban Muslims. But if prohibition has taught me anything it's that people will just make Muslims in their bathtubs."

"Don't forget to sacrifice your own personal goals to live up to someone else's expectations today!"

"There's a great horse joke I'd like to trot out... But it's lame :("

"A policeman walks into a bar. The bar is now being charged for assaulting a police officer."

"Irish step dancing was discovered by women waiting in line to use the restroom."

"4/21 International Drug Test Day!!!!"

"Attractive person: Hi. Me: Is this some kind of sick joke?"

"Dance like you're not the father"

"Why are linear equations so easy to interrogate? Because they always give you a straight answer."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong socks before I went for a walk."