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Joke of the Day

"So Trump wants to ban Muslims. But if prohibition has taught me anything it's that people will just make Muslims in their bathtubs."

"What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal? Noose Noose"

"Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play? Because hot dogs are the wurst!"

"My new thai girlfriend said ""A small penis shouldn't be a problem in a loving relationship"" I still wish she didn't have one though."

"How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four. One to screw in the light bulb and three to talk about how Neil Peart could've done it better."

"Why is glue white? If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work."

"My wife said she was leaving me because I'm too kinky I almost choked on her piss when I heard it."

"Just because I don't post it everyday doesn't mean I'm not thankful for the things I have."

"My relationship with the time traveling girl was over before it began."

"A seven year old girl goes to subway and orders a footlong Jared delivers"