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Joke of the Day
"Where do you hide after killing a black person? Behind a badge"
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"love is like a fart If you have to force it, it's shit"
"Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?"
"Sometimes I think I want to have a baby but then I wake up the next morning still holding my beer and I think maybe not"
"An Irish guy walks out of a bar.... It could happen."
"How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring? They conducted an in-turtle investigation."
"I don't think 'safe sex' sounds like a very good idea. I mean, what if you get locked in and forget the combination"
"I hate my job at the crematorium But at last I urn a paycheck."
"Do you think the dude that invented the breathalyzer has any friends left?"
"So what if I can t spell Armageddan It s not the end of the world."