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Joke of the Day

"Where do you hide after killing a black person? Behind a badge"

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"What type of porn do vampires watch? Fangbang."
"Show me someone who is ""cheery"" in the morning and I will show you someone who probably knows how to dispose of a body."
"Every morning is the dawn of a new error."