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Joke of the Day
"How did Oedipus convince his mom to have sex with him? He 'incested'."
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"what's the main difference between r.kelly and your average redditor? there are some things r.kelly can't piss all over."
"Can't believe it's already been 10 years since you had to pay for music."
"Why is yellow afraid of red? Because red blue green."
"How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ? See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth !"
"How did the basketball court get wet? The players dribbled all over it!"
"What does a vegan zombie eat? GGGRRRAAAIIINNNSSS!!!"
"9/11 was an inside job ""But the planes were outside!"""
"Oddly addictive: some of the absolute worst jokes you've ever heard"
"[OC] What do you call a suicidal mathematician smoking weed? Hypotenuse"