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Joke of the Day

"Every month I clean my shower with an ammonia based solution... ... Which is ironic because ammonia is what made it dirty in the first place."

"If they added a penis mod to Minecraft... Wouldn't it be called a cock-block?"

"Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? She lay awake all night wondering if there was a Dog."

"What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons? Jose and Hose B"

"Where do suicide bombers go when they die? EVERYWHERE"

"Is your refrigerator running? Because I would vote for it."

"This is what I say to people who are against abortions Don't get an abortion"

"Knock Knock ""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""No, Who's on first!"""

"Tan or get your teeth whitened. But only one of those."

"Today I was asked by a Red Cross member if I could help towards the floods in Pakistan I said I would, but I don't have a hose that reaches that far"