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Joke of the Day

"If a threesome is with three people, and a twosome is with two people.... does that mean im handsome?"

"I'm glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It's really come in handy this parallelogram season"

"What is the quickest way to double your money ? Fold it in half !"

"The person you're eating with can't wait for you to go to the bathroom so they can check their phone."

"A scuba diver brings a wetsuit to a dry cleaner..."

"Remember when we used to call the ""self check-out"" - 'Theft'?"

"What time are most dental appointments scheduled for? Tooth hurty."

"A batman joke Batman and Robin are walking down the street. Robin: Hey Batman, can I tell you a joke? Batman: Sure, Robin. R: Knock, knock B: Who's there? R: NOT YOUR PARENTS"

"What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage? carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn"

"So the Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop And he says ""Can you make me one with everything"""