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Joke of the Day

"The hole in the boat So two guys steal a boat and get drunk. Kane of them goes ""Hey, there is a hole in this boat"". The other says ""don't worry it's not ours""."

"What's a paralympian's worst nightmare? Testing positive for WD-40"

"An ad company friended me on facebook I guess you could say they wanted to ad me."

"What do you call a black man that flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist!"

"Still good at casually flexing my bicep the second before a girl touches it."

"What's the latest Irish invention? A helicopter ejector seat"

"Looking for jokes that will make a girl laugh I like this girl and I hear she likes hearing jokes. I need the funniest jokes that will make her laugh."

"I'm sick of hearing about this World Class chef at Taco Bell. Chefs don't work at Taco Bell. Your weed dealer works at Taco Bell."

"Knock knock..Who's there?..Interrupting coefficient of friction.. The interrupting coeff--- MU!"

"My father always said to me, if you build it, they will come'. That's why I now own my own strip club."