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Joke of the Day
"If you want to confuse a teen just ask them what the opposite of literally is."
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"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day."
"The best things in life aren't things."
"Kid: WAAAHH! MY TOY IS BROKEN!! Dad: Nothing a little duct tape won't fix... Kid: mfflr..frrrr..strnnn"
"Rob Riggle has to move to a new city, where does he live? [POWlo Alto](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKCL_ToOook)"
"I just found out that the guy who stole my journal has died. My thoughts are with his family."
"My orgasm face looks like I'm opening a jar of pickles."
"Don't kiss your wife with a runny nose. You might think it's funny, but it's snot."
"I'm thinking about trying steroids... I hear they're all the rage!"
"What do you call a Mesoamerican unicorn? Unimaize"