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Joke of the Day
"A dwarf psychic escaped from a police holding cell. Headlines read ""Small Medium at Large"""
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"[eulogy] ""Before we get started I'd like to ask Jenny, Dawn, Rachel, the deceased's 2 sons and the entire front row to put down your phones"""
"The string of expletives that poured from my mouth when I woke up at 3 pm to realize my alarm didn't go off was pure smut poetry"
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