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Joke of the Day
"A dwarf psychic escaped from a police holding cell. Headlines read ""Small Medium at Large"""
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"Give a man a plane ticket... Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life. First post sorry if its a repost"
"Growing up on Disney movies has left me so disillusioned about small woodland creatures and their willingness to help me with my chores."
"What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve? ...Christopher Walken"
"Two gay men were having a few drinks One said ""Bottoms up!"" The other got topsy."
"Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto? He was asking for directions for the ""k-k-k-mart."""
"I like my problems like i like my women Constantly following me"
"What do you call a Mexican Ghost? A Juanting."
"What do you call a very unfriendly, female dog? A cunt."
"[walks up to coworker's desk] I know I don't say this often enough, but thank you for not showing me pictures of your kids."