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Joke of the Day
"Every time you make a typo the errorists win."
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"What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? Not going to prison for murder."
"Whats the similarities between black people and bikes? Both cant work without chains."
"How do Religious Education teachers mark exams? With spirit levels."
"My wife enrolled in a North Korean cooking school 2 years ago. ""She must cook great Asian food by now."" ""Actually, they've only just covered the life and teachings of Kim Jong-il."""
"How does Moses make his tea? He brews it."
"Some of you I'd like to take under my wing like a mother hen. Others of you I'd like to trap between my thighs like the Cougar that I am."
"I went up to this fat bird in the pub last night... ""You're a big lass, aren't you?"" I said. ""Tell me something I don't know,"" she replied with a tear in her eye. ""Salad tastes nice."""
"If Joseph Stalin completed all of his highschool credits Does that make him a Stalingrad?"
"I love raccoons. Part cat. Part dog. Part rodent. Part bear. Little people hands. What's not to like?"