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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a prepubescent rapist? ... a smooth criminal."

"Want to know the secret for making 1 million dollars? Start investing with 10 million dollars"

"Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill."

"My dad once told me I would make a great mime... I was speechless."

"I want to be so famous... That I can just go as myself for Halloween."

"Where did the fish go when it needed an operation? To the sturgeon"

"Why did Caitlyn Jenner have a differently spelled version of Caitlin? Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome"

"One I made up..... What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle? A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh."

"My dear, departed animal companion. Although no longer with me, your name is now immortalised as part of a password I use on many websites."

"Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant? The waiter gave him the cold shoulder."