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Joke of the Day

"Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant? The waiter gave him the cold shoulder."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a computer? You can punch information into a computer."

"The lady behind me in line at Target was frustrated I was writing a check, so I got out a feather pen and ink bottle and did it right."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea I won't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face"

"The acting in Gilmore Girls"

"Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor? A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!"

"Me and my Italian friend are opening a Chinese restaurant... It's called 2 Dum Wops"

"What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust? Spit, swallow, gargle."

"I went to see a topless ventriloquist last night. She was amazing, I never saw her lips moving once."

"You can't set out a bowl full of superconductors and expect people not to take them. They're irresistible."