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Joke of the Day

"Doctor: are you an active marijuana user? Me: not really, I usually just sit on the couch and play video games"

"Dude I'm Colin Kapernick and I'm black. Dude you're not even brown. You look like Matthew Perry. -Harold and Kumar"

"An atheistic dyslexic... Believes there is no Dog."

"Two Irishmen walk out of a bar"

"Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint."

"I like talking to bartenders because they can't go anywhere."

"There's that man in Utah that makes cheese all by himself. They call him the Provo Lone guy."

"2 potatoes standing on the street corner how do you tell which one is the slut? The 1 that says I da ho"

"A dark sense of humor is like a Make-A-Wish child, never gets old."

"What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke? Dad jokes are punnier."