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Joke of the Day
"What do you give a man who has everything? Penicillin"
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"What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters? 'Hot dog!'"
"I met a cute deaf girl at a bar the other day... ... that bitch still hasn't returned any of my calls."
"Restless Leg Syndrome I found out I have restless leg syndrome so I started wearing a Fitbit to bed. I get at least 10,000 steps a night."
"3 cows are standing in a field Cow 1: did you hear the outbreak of mad cow disease? Cow 2: good thing I'm a helicopter Cow 3: Holy shit a talking cow"
"I would tell you a good cheesy joke, But I lactase"
"What do you call pasta from the hood? Spaghetto"
"Two deer are leaving a gay bar... and one say to the other in disappointment ""man, I can't believe I blew 20 bucks in there"""
"Parallel lines have got so much in common. It's a shame they'll never get to meet."
"I deliver jokes the same way UPS delivers packages... ...mangled and missing the most important parts."