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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Black"
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"Everyone in horror movies: *loud scream* It was probably just the wind *a ghost flies across room* Just the wind *dog gets cut in half* Wind"
"We should just name hurricanes after politicians. That way we wouldn't have to worry about them actually coming through with anything."
"Bring a toddler to your next robbery. Their smudgy fingerprints everywhere will make the forensics team cry."
"when someone near me yawns i can't help but match the yawn with a visually similar scream"
"Is it cocky to have 2 penises? I think its 2 cocky."
"A doctor told Donald Trump he has Acute Narcissistic Personality Disorder... Trump said ""It's not just cute, it's **the cutest** narcissistic personality disorder in the world. Believe me."""
"""Sir... your family is dead. APRIL FOOLS!!!! Kidding!!! Your son made it! He's in a coma! OMG You shoulda seen your face!"" - Worst ER doc"
"Fat joke with girlfriend Me : I want to go to McDonald's grab something to eat Gf : yeah that's what fat people do !!! Me : alright then you can grab something for me ! Thanks babe :)))"
"Q: What did one angel say to the other? A: ""Halo."""