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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender"
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"I'm not sure how messed up this is. What did Bill Cosby say when he was asked about the child abuse claims? Kids say the darnedest things."
"learn just enough tap dancing just to tap dance out of the room when you win an argument"
"I don't think my neighbor knows my rule about not interacting unless we're both pointing at the same tornado."
"What do you call a competition between two assholes who like to masturbate A jerk off!"
"I got a new tag on my car On the front of my car, there's a license plate that says ""Dodge."" That's not the manufacturer, it's a suggestion."
"I would've been an actor, but I was afraid of being cast as the idiot that throws his gun when he runs out of bullets."
"My GF is such a bad cook. The flies got together to fix the Screen Door."
"There was a party in my pants and only one guy came..."
"What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe? Clogs."