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Joke of the Day

"There are 364 days until Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable...."

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you eat with that..."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid $300 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"A new study found that legalizing marijuana in Colorado has created more than 10,000 jobs...by keeping Taco Bell open 24 hours."

"What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce? Chicken sees a salad."

"Americans choosing their orders at McDonalds more seriously than Their presidents."

"What would a cross-dressing psychologist wear? A Freudian slip"

"What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year."

"There's a Little House On The Prairie film in the works, in case any of you are looking to take a two-hour nap in a theatre next year."

"A man walks into a bar with a loaded gun ""All right, anyone here that slept with my wife, please step forward. A man from the back of the bar shouts, ""You don't have enough bullets!"""