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Joke of the Day

"There are 364 days until Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable...."

"Mattel is launching a new Facebook Barbie. She looks like a stunning hot blonde on the package but is an old fat guy when you open the box."

"Yo momma so fat... Yo momma so fat when she talks to herself its a long distance call."

"What is Darth Vader's least favorite band? Faith No More"

"Why are gay prostitutes so expensive in China? Because there aren't any free erections."

"Men are like bank accounts. Without money they won't generate much interest."

"ATTENTION: This afternoon I will attempt to travel back in time and change history. You'll know I've succeeded if Germany loses world war II and Wednesday comes after Tuesday."

"Did you hear Renault and Ford are going release a hyrbrid vehicle this year mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' together"

"Frederick W. Smith created a company because he needed money to pay maintenance to his ex wife. He called it Fed*Ex*."

"Technically... It's only illegal when you get arrested."