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Joke of the Day

"Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team? Because when he grows up he will be Batman."

"I tried to make a tiny blueberry pie But it ended up being a little tart."

"What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath? One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole"

"Today a man knocked on my door And asked for a donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."

"My girlfriend has terrible eyesight... she's always accidentally sleeping with other guys. Poor girl."

"So, its blasphemy you want? Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a sand-nigger."

"You can kiss a nun once, you can kiss a nun twice.... ...but don't get into the habit"

"I have submitted 10 jokes now trying to reach the front page... no pun in ten did."

"How to ruin a joke on Reddit? Misspell the paunch line."

"My Friend Failed Astronomy... I failed too, if it's any constellation."