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Joke of the Day

"I recently read a book by Donald Trump on finance It had 9 chapter 11s."

"A Nazi is beating a Soviet at a political debate. The Soviet says he needs to take a bathroom break. The Nazi says: ""Now you're just Stalin""."

"Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention."

"What do you call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles? Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads."

"My boss wants to take me to lunch... I ask him, ""Where do you want to go? Are burgers cool?"" He said, ""I'll eat pretty much anything, except for fish."" I reply, ""Your poor wife"""

"I know this may have been posted as it is fairly common, but here it is anyway: What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal? Claude"

"After telling joke that made me seem gay to my friend... I started laughing and said, ""Sorry, I'm not thinking straight."" Badam tsss"

"Life keeps reminding me that I have no idea what I'm doing"

"Did you hear the one about the gang that's throwing eggs at people and kicking their asses? No Yolks but that enough about the Beaters"

"How can U make a difference? Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*"