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Joke of the Day

"Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention."

"*The Terminator opens a fortune cookie. ""It is ok to kill many people. Many killings are coming your way."" John: I know it doesn't say that."

"I wanted to dress as Glenn Beck for Halloween, but I couldn't find enough ignorance and hate."

"Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go."

"How long does it take for a white women to take a shit? 9 months"

"I was going to tell you guys more jokes about the Titanic passengers but I think they've gone overboard"

"*goes to Walgreens for memory pill supplements* *forgets what they're called*"

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? ..........Nothing you've already told her twice!"

"What does prison have in common with biology? Cell culture."

"Why does a chicken coupe have two doors? If it had four, it'd be a chicken sedan!"