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Joke of the Day

"A Nazi is beating a Soviet at a political debate. The Soviet says he needs to take a bathroom break. The Nazi says: ""Now you're just Stalin""."

"How do Germans tie their shoes? In little Nazis"

"Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three? One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

"Did you know that if Hillary Clinton is elected as the U.S. President, she would be the first president to have ever slept with another president."

"Of Course the Moon Landings Were Staged I've never heard of a single staged rocket going to the moon."

"""There's a horse in my leg?! Why are you taking out my Adam's Apple? What's wrong with my nose?""- Guy from 'Operation'"

"Got fast food so many times this week that when mcd's asked me to pull out front to wait for my order, I was expecting an intervention."

"[son at dinner] ""a boy at school sells fireworks for $2"" [to son and wife next day at breakfast] so, we'll charge $1.75 and split it 3 ways"

"My wife called me a pedophile. Pretty big word for a nine year old."

"I threw a boomerang 6 years ago and it never came back... Now I live in constant fear."