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Joke of the Day

"I know Jeb Bush will be President... because I bought a bag of Oreo cookies today."

"My friend told me to stop speaking in numbers... but I didn't 1 2."

"Did you hear about the guy who entered a joke and 10 puns in a contest? The joke won, but no pun in ten did."

"There's a sign at the airport in Pristina Welcome to Kosovo Your car is already here"

"What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot... You fucking racist"

"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? A prostitute can sell her crack more than once"

"Yes It Is Is Time Travel Possible ?"

"My girlfriend's dad asked me how hard it is being a philosopher. It's quite easy to love your daughter."

"Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer? It had freed up one GB of space."

"My son said he was touched by the priest at todays religious service I was there too, it was a beautiful ceremony"