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Joke of the Day
"There's a sign at the airport in Pristina Welcome to Kosovo Your car is already here"
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"what does clark kent have for breakfast? alter-eggos"
"Why is 6 scared of 7? Cause 7 is a six offender"
"What did the zero say to the eight? ""Nice belt, fuckface."""
"[at my funeral] *casket falls onto the floor* Mum: that's the quickest I've ever seen him move Dad: lol owned"
"""When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets."""
"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaay!"
"The court was very accommodating handing Jared a fifteen year sentence. He'll even be able to take his girlfriend out for her 21st birthday."
"Cop: How much have you had to drink? Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel"
"I'm white but I'm not ""exterminate or enslave millions of indigenous peoples then rewrite history into a bullshit heroic narrative"" white"